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winning a World Series? The Texas Rangers "Champion Dog" says otherwise. (Photo: Brad Newton/Texas Rangers)&#13;
</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bb_heartattack1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BB_heartattack</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/bb_heartattack.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BB_heartattack</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-05-29T18:33:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2012/01/13/nfl-playoffs-2012-pt2/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/bieber-tebow.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bieber-Tebow</image:title><image:caption>Mr. Popularity: What do these two have in common? Apparently, a lot more than I possibly imagined.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-16T23:10:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2012/01/06/nfl-wildcard-weekend-2012/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tebow_kneel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tebow_kneel</image:title><image:caption>"Forgive them, for they know not what they do." Tim Tebow, worshipped as a false idol in Denver and across the country, prays for the salvation of his followers...and a victory over Pittsburgh on the Sabbath. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/tebow-achrist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tebow-achrist</image:title><image:caption>An ancient fresco found in a Macedonian monastery depicts the Antichrist deftly presiding over his minions of dull-minded admirers. Legend has it that the Roman number XV holds particular significance, which coincidentally, is Tim Tebow's jersey number (15).</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-01-06T21:27:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/12/09/appeal-email-from-dr-jerry-buss-to-david-stern/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/dear-david-stern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Dear David Stern</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-09T21:34:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/12/08/early-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/merry_christmas_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Arte Moreno Wishes All a Merry Christmas</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-12-08T17:46:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/10/18/world-series-on-fox/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/champagne_spray1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>champagne_spray</image:title><image:caption>Could this really happen again?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/champagne_spray.jpg</image:loc><image:title>champagne_spray</image:title><image:caption>Could this really happen again? I hope so...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fox_sports_hydra.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Fox_Sports_Hydra</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-10-20T17:41:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/politics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/sermon_on_the_mount.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sermon_on_the_mount</image:title><image:caption>An artist's depiction of the Sermon on the Mount, where Jesus proclaimed the evils of Marx's philosophy of socialism and equality among mankind, and preached the virtues of extending tax cuts for the rich, as supported by Satan.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/other_bearded_marxists.jpg</image:loc><image:title>other_bearded_marxists</image:title><image:caption>Texas rockers Dusty Hill and Billy Gibbons of ZZ Top (left) are rumored to be bearded Marxists in honor of socialist forefathers Che Guevara and Fidel Castro (right).</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/bearded_marxist.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearded_marxist</image:title><image:caption>An artist’s depiction of what Chris Coons’ days as a “bearded Marxist” in Kenya as a freshman in 1985 may have looked like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/satanic_picnic.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satanic_picnic</image:title><image:caption>An artist’s depiction of what Christine O’Donnell’s picnic on a satanic altar in 1999 may have looked like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/satan_v_marx.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satan_v_marx</image:title><image:caption>Satan (left) and Karl Marx (right) square off in a battle of who is the greater evil.  According to Fox News reports, Marx and his proponents have just taken over the universe's No. 1 rank of Supreme Being of Evil from Satan.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-16T20:46:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/08/16/holy-wars-republican-primaries/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/white_house_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white_house_2012</image:title><image:caption>An artist's depiction of renovations to White House should Governor Perry or Michele Bachmann win in 2012.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/busch_light.jpg</image:loc><image:title>busch_light</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/evangelicals.jpg</image:loc><image:title>evangelicals</image:title><image:caption>"Hallelujah to God and His Son, for helping keep the pockets of the rich untouched by mortal man. May the meek never inherit the world. Amen!!"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/republican_holy_trinity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Republican_Holy_Trinity</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/repub_holy_trinity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Repub_Holy_Trinity</image:title><image:caption>The Holy Trinity of Republican Presidential Candidates </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-18T14:25:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/gallery/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T20:21:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/04/30/summer-movies-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/optimusprime_toy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>OptimusPrime_toy</image:title><image:caption>When Transformers were cool: Even vintage Optimus Prime from 1984 agrees that today's version of Transformers totally sucks. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/thor-movie-poster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>thor-movie-poster</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/summer_blockbusters.jpg</image:loc><image:title>summer_blockbusters</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2012-04-19T19:18:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/04/22/happy-earth-day-2011/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gaia-alex-grey.jpg</image:loc><image:title>gaia-alex-grey</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/plastic-bottle-igloo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>plastic-bottle-igloo</image:title><image:caption>Empty plastic water bottles provide sturdy, affordable building material and allow homes to stand the test of time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/glass-recycling-plant.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Idle Glass Recycling</image:title><image:caption>No longer profitable to recycle, glass sits idle in "recycling centers" in many states.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/computer-waste-31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-waste-3</image:title><image:caption>Many have upgraded their computers and electronics, purchasing new and energy-efficient models each year. Old systems are recycled in landfills located in developing Asian and African countries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/computer-waste-3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>computer-waste-3</image:title><image:caption>Many have upgraded their computers and electronics, purchasing new and energy-efficient models each year. Old systems are recycled in landfills located in developing Asian and African countries.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/hummer1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>hummer1</image:title><image:caption>Some have adopted the eco-friendly Hummer as a primary mode of transportation. The lemon-lime green finish is particularly ecologically-friendly.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-23T14:43:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/04/17/nba-playoffs-pt1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bynum_injured1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Los Angeles Lakers vs Memphis Grizzlies in Los Angeles</image:title><image:caption>An all-too-familiar scene for Lakers fans, the health of Andrew Bynum will determine whether L.A. takes home a third consecutive title.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bynum_injured.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Los Angeles Lakers vs Memphis Grizzlies in Los Angeles</image:title><image:caption>An all-too-familiar scene for Lakers fans, the health of Andrew Bynum is imperative on their quest for their third consecutive title.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/i_believe_in_chris_paul1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i_believe_in_chris_paul</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/i_believe_in_chris_paul.jpg</image:loc><image:title>i_believe_in_chris_paul</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/254_wake-up-early-4-steps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>254_wake-up-early-4-steps</image:title><image:caption>Many fans, including myself, are awakening from the typical slumber-inducing NBA regular season.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-17T19:19:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/04/14/spring-2011-baseball/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/man_ramirez1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man_ramirez</image:title><image:caption>Don't let the remorse on the face of Manny Ramirez fool you. He is eager to resume being Manny out of the public eye and without the chemical imbalances caused by steroids and female hormone treatments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/man_ramirez.jpg</image:loc><image:title>man_ramirez</image:title><image:caption>Don't let the remorseful look on the face of Manny Ramirez fool you -- he is eager to resume being Manny without the public attention and constant chemical imbalances from too many steroids and hormones. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/baseball_greenman.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baseball_greenman</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/bonds_courtsketch.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bonds_courtsketch</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-15T02:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/03/11/the-nba-es-fantastico/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/los_suns_fan1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>los_suns_fan</image:title><image:caption>"Does this jersey make my beer belly look fat?"</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/los_suns_fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>los_suns_fan</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/los_titicacas.jpg</image:loc><image:title>los_titicacas</image:title><image:caption>A closeup of the handsome new Las Titicacas jersey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-01T02:26:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/02/13/valentines-day-oppression/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/candy_hearts.jpg</image:loc><image:title>candy_hearts</image:title><image:caption>She loves me, she loves me not: The amount of love one has for another can be measured precisely by the amount of candy hearts enclosed in Valentine's Day cards.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/valentine_balloons.jpg</image:loc><image:title>valentine_balloons</image:title><image:caption>Nothing says "I Love You" quite like shiny metallic balloons on Valentine's Day. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/diamond_diggers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>diamond_diggers</image:title><image:caption>Diamond diggers like these make it possible for Western men to buy the affection of the women they desire on Valentine's Day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-08-29T16:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/entertainment/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/danzig-frankel.jpg</image:loc><image:title>danzig-frankel</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/furry_boots2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>furry_boots</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/furry_boots1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>furry_boots</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-02-12T17:46:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/02/10/gnr-dolphin-autocracy/</loc><lastmod>2011-02-12T17:33:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/02/05/super-bowl-xlv/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/football_nativity_scene.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football_nativity_scene</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/favre_rodgers.jpg</image:loc><image:title>favre_rodgers</image:title><image:caption>Master's Apprentice: Aaron Rodgers has the opportunity to exorcise the ghost of Brett Favre -- and imagery of text message photos of his weenie -- for Packers fans and all Americans alike. For one day only.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/mike-tomlin-omar-epps.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mike-tomlin-omar-epps</image:title><image:caption>Pittsburgh Steeler coach Mike Tomlin has managed to lead his team to a third Super Bowl appearance while balancing his acting career on TV drama, "House."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/fergie_peepants.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fergie_peepants</image:title><image:caption>Super Bowl side bet: Will Fergie once again cut loose on stage during the Super Bowl halftime show? Bookies give it 3:1 odds.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-08-24T19:05:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/01/29/product-review-kush-support/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/us_inventor_trinity.jpg</image:loc><image:title>US_inventor_trinity</image:title><image:caption>The Holy Trinity of American Ingenuity: Thomas Edison (left), Henry Ford (center), and Cathinka Chandler (right). Chandler earned her place among the greatest innovative minds in American history with her discovery of the Kush Support system.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kushstories1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kushStories</image:title><image:caption>The Kush Support system is perfect for pregnant women.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kush_2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kush_2</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/kushstories.jpg</image:loc><image:title>kushStories</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-29T22:47:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/01/09/wild-card-weekend-recap/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/medium_peytonmanningface1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peyton Manning</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mlynch_straightarm1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mlynch_straightarm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mlynch_straightarm.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mlynch_straightarm</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/medium_peytonmanningface.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Peyton Manning</image:title><image:caption>The Peyton Manning Face returned following Saturday night's loss.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-10T16:47:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2011/01/06/nfl-wildcard-weekend/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/nfl_playoff_fans.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nfl_playoff_fans</image:title><image:caption>There are many ways to partake in the NFL Playoffs, whether flying solo at home or watching the game with your friends at a sports bar.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/belichick_snuggie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>belichick_snuggie</image:title><image:caption>Bill Belichick will enjoy the bye week by watching and playing along at home in the comfort of his Snuggie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/jim_mora_playoffs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jim_mora_playoffs</image:title><image:caption>The Playoffs? Yes, Jim -- we want to talk about the Playoffs.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-01-08T03:34:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/12/10/tis-the-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/satan_claus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>satan_claus</image:title><image:caption>"Ho, ho, ho": Only young children realize the true essence of the jolly lad in red. Apparently, people still misspell his name as Santa, but we are on to his clever hoax.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bin-dive.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bin-dive</image:title><image:caption>Scrooge, like many other wealthy jerks -- human and avian -- have many reasons to dive into their money bins this holiday season.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/bad-santa-dancentury.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bad-santa-dancentury</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T19:25:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/12/18/the-best-and-worst-of-christmas-carols/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/heavy-metal-santa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>heavy-metal-santa</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-18T19:40:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/12/05/from-slayer-to-the-symphony/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/liszt.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Liszt</image:title><image:caption>Hungarian-born and 19th century Metal Maestro Franz Liszt (1811-1886) rocked Vienna audiences and planted the seeds for future waves of metal heads.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/2010jaegermeistermusictour.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2010jaegermeistermusictour</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/slaytanic_symphony.jpg</image:loc><image:title>slaytanic_symphony</image:title><image:caption>From Slayer to the Symphony and many others in between, we've seen it all in 2010.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/camera_phone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>camera_phone</image:title><image:caption>For many, this is the ultimate concert experience -- watching a live show on their camera phone while at the same live show.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-12-05T20:33:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/11/17/kids-names-awry/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/moran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>moran</image:title><image:caption>Even this guy thinks some parents are "morans" for giving their children odd names. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-06-28T20:03:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/11/05/utah-vs-tcu/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/frogger_roadkill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>frogger_roadkill</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mcbride.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mcbride</image:title><image:caption>Coach Ron McBride and his famous "MAFU" hat turned the Utah Football program around in the 1990s.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/scott_mitchell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott_mitchell</image:title><image:caption>Scott Mitchell, better known for torturing Lions and Dolphins fans with his QB skills, led Utah to a mammoth win over BYU in 1988.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jordan_wynn1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan Wynn</image:title><image:caption>Utah QB Jordan Wynn will need to deliver a clutch performance to defeat TCU on Saturday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/jordan_wynn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Jordan Wynn</image:title><image:caption>Utah QB Jordan Wynn will need to deliver a clutch performance to defeat TCU on Saturday.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/utah_vs_tcu2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>utah_vs_tcu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/utah_vs_tcu1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>utah_vs_tcu</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/utah_vs_tcu.jpg</image:loc><image:title>utah_vs_tcu</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-08T15:34:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/11/02/elections-2010-california-experiences-high-voter-turnout/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/cypresshill.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cypresshill</image:title><image:caption>"Insane in the Membrane:" Cypress Hill is among the Californian fringe contingent expected to throng to polls for their first time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/prop-19-banner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>prop-19-banner</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-02T21:20:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/28/are-you-an-npr-listener-you-might-be-saddam-hussein-warns-rove/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/saddam_w_gun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FILES IRAQ SADDAM</image:title><image:caption>"Raise your hand if you listen to NPR"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-31T14:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/26/going-vogue-sarah-palin-set-to-officially-become-reality-tv-star/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/famous_bears.jpg</image:loc><image:title>famous_bears</image:title><image:caption>Palin is the latest self-proclaimed “grizzly” to gain its own television show, preceded by Gentle Ben, Grizzly Adams and Yogi Bear. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-11-02T22:29:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/19/review-radiant-%e2%80%9cred-zone%e2%80%9d-is-beacon-of-enlightenment-for-nfl-fans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/cowboy_fan.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowboy_fan</image:title><image:caption>Avoid the sports bar and obnoxious Dallas Cowboys fans, and stay home to watch the games on NFL Red Zone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/scott_hanson_redzone1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott_hanson_redzone</image:title><image:caption>Scott Hanson from the NFL Network presides from the pulpit of America's fastest-growing socio-religious phenomenon: The NFL Red Zone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/scott_hanson_redzone.jpg</image:loc><image:title>scott_hanson_redzone</image:title><image:caption>Scott Hanson from the NFL Network presides from the pulpit of America's fastest-growing socio-religious phenomenon: The NFL Red Zone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-23T14:59:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/09/22/14/</loc><lastmod>2010-10-22T23:29:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/22/better-workouts-for-a-better-environment-at-the-greenasium/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_greenballs.png</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_greenballs</image:title><image:caption>"We've Got Balls:" The Greenasium guys with Ruben from San Diego 6 News in front of the gym.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_beach_cleanup.png</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_beach_cleanup</image:title><image:caption>"We Care a Lot:" Each month, the Greenasium organizes beach clean-ups and other volunteer efforts to give back to the community.  Here, they comb Beacon's Beach in Encinitas to assure no trash is left behind.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_circuit_workout.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_circuit_workout</image:title><image:caption>Working out with friends: Greenasium patrons burn calories together during a group circuit workout.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_bikes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_bikes</image:title><image:caption>The Greenasium features VisCycles, made by Re:Source Fitness.  The only difference between these and other exercise bikes?  They generate electricity, not consume it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/resource_green_bike_action.jpg</image:loc><image:title>resource_green_bike_action</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_trio1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_trio</image:title><image:caption>Meet the Greenasium Ownership (pictured from left to right): Byron Spratt, David Chafee and Alex Spratt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_trio.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_trio</image:title><image:caption>Meet the owners of the Greenasium, from left to right: Byron Spratt, David Chaffee and Alex Spratt.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_sign.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_sign</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/greenasium_exterior.jpg</image:loc><image:title>greenasium_exterior</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-02T17:03:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/15/ole-miss-chooses-new-mascot-admiral-ackbar-relieved/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/col_reb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>col_reb</image:title><image:caption>Colonel Reb spends his days consumed by anger in a mint julep-fueled haze following his dismissal in 2003.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ackbar_standing1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ackbar_standing</image:title><image:caption>Admiral Ackbar, left, led the Rebel Alliance fleet's attack on the Death Star.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ackbar_standing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ackbar_standing</image:title><image:caption>Admiral Ackbar, right, commanding the Rebel Alliance fleet during its attack on the Death Star.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/ole-miss-mascot.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ole miss mascot</image:title><image:caption>The Rebel Black Bear, new mascot at Ole Miss</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-19T19:46:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/09/mlb-playoffs-2010-part-ii-alds-pre-mortem-report/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/chuck_norris_texas_ranger.jpg</image:loc><image:title>chuck_norris_texas_ranger</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/brett_favre_minnesota_vikings.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Quarterback Brett Favre holds up his new Minnesota Vikings jersey at a news conference at a practice facility in Minneapolis</image:title><image:caption>Brett Favre sealed the ominous fate of all Minnesota sporting franchises. Fans in Minneapolis still love him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/motorcycle_twins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>motorcycle_twins</image:title><image:caption>The McGuire Twins, the world’s fattest twins ever to simultaneously ride a motorcycle, have a better chance of defeating the New York Yankees than the Minnesota Twins.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-20T12:01:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/04/mlb-playoffs-preview-part-i-a-guide-to-yankee-hating/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/mandatory_godblessamerica.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mandatory_godblessamerica</image:title><image:caption>7th Inning Lockdown: Security guards at Yankee Stadium chain in fans during another rendition of "God Bless America." No, you may not have any peanuts or Cracker Jacks!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/steinbrenner_monument.jpg</image:loc><image:title>steinbrenner_monument</image:title><image:caption>Megalomania from beyond the grave: Plaque dedicated to the late George Steinbrenner dwarfs memorials to Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in New Yankee Stadium's Monument Park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yankee_fans_cigar3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee_fans_cigar</image:title><image:caption>Humility Personified: Some of New York's finest taking in a game at New Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yankee_fans_cigar2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee_fans_cigar</image:title><image:caption>Humility Personified: Some of New York's finest taking in a game at New Yankee Stadium in the Bronx, NY.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nyfan_trio_collage1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nyfan_trio_collage</image:title><image:caption>A small sampling of annoying Yankees fans.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yankee_fans_cigar1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee_fans_cigar</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/nyfan_trio_collage.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nyfan_trio_collage</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/george-steinbrenner-memorial.jpg</image:loc><image:title>george-steinbrenner-memorial</image:title><image:caption>Megalomania from beyond the grave: George Steinbrenner's humongous memorial plaque dwarfs those dedicated to Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig in Yankee Stadium's Monument Park.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/goliath_wins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>goliath_wins</image:title><image:caption>An artist's depiction of Goliath handily defeating legendary underdog, David, in the King George Steinbrenner version of the bible.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/yankee_fans_cigar.jpg</image:loc><image:title>yankee_fans_cigar</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-06T03:41:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/10/02/these-boots-werent-made-for-walking-a-guide-to-womens-fall-fashion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lebowski_toecut_boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lebowski_toecut_boots</image:title><image:caption>Sandal boots may have come in handy for the female nihilist in the film, "The Big Lebowski," who lost her toe to use as ransom bait for another character. This scenario is likely the only practical use for sandal boots.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/galoshes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galoshes</image:title><image:caption>Today's forecast: Mostly sunny with temperatures in the high 80s -- perfect for galoshes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/sandal_boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>sandal_boots</image:title><image:caption>Two to tango: Sandal boots, in their many incarnations, are the latest in ladies' footwear to opt for form over function.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cowgirls2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowgirls</image:title><image:caption>Cowboy boots are fun to wear when you're in second grade, but even better at your best friend's shotgun wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cowgirls1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowgirls</image:title><image:caption>Cowboy boots are fun when you’re in second grade, but even better at your best friend’s shotgun wedding. </image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/cowgirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cowgirls</image:title><image:caption>Cowboy boots are fun when you're in second grade, but even better at your best friend's shotgun wedding.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/galoshes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>galoshes</image:title><image:caption>Mostly sunny with a 99% chance of narcissism; perfect weather for galoshes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fringe_fest.jpg</image:loc><image:title>fringe_fest</image:title><image:caption>Fringe Fest: There's Indians in them thar Hills! Lauren Conrad rocks her ankle fringe mocs.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/furry_boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>furry_boots</image:title><image:caption>Boots with fur: decent for a Rocky Mountain winter, but perfect for a summer in Santa Monica.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/jolie_in_boots.jpg</image:loc><image:title>jolie_in_boots</image:title><image:caption>Russian spy and Angelina Jolie look-alike Katarina shows the proper fashion in which to wear boots, with class and elegance.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-11T06:36:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/09/23/%e2%80%9cthe-return-of-football%e2%80%94america%e2%80%99s-game%e2%80%9d/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/palin_andrews.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palin_andrews</image:title><image:caption>Good-looking with nothing intelligent to say? Andrews and Palin share these and many other qualities of a female sideline reporter.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/palin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>palin</image:title><image:caption>Sarah Palin helps set the mold for current and future female sideline reporters.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/erin_andrews.jpg</image:loc><image:title>erin_andrews</image:title><image:caption>Erin Andrews</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/nfl_doggystyle.jpg</image:loc><image:title>nfl_doggystyle</image:title><image:caption>It's a sack!  One of football's more tender moments.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/beer_helmet.jpg</image:loc><image:title>beer_helmet</image:title><image:caption>Helmets like this allow one to keep one hand on the remote and one on another beer.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/lsu_drunks.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lsu_drunks</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/raw_meat.gif</image:loc><image:title>raw_meat</image:title><image:caption>Pictured: In honor of our nation's culture and traditions, I present my planned menu for Super Bowl Sabbath.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/football_flag.jpg</image:loc><image:title>football_flag</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2010-10-12T00:45:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com/2010/09/28/satanic-witchcraft-vs-marxism-elections-2010/</loc><lastmod>2010-09-30T01:02:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://13shadesofgrey.com</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-03-23T12:50:42+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
